Peter's space

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Geesh it's nice of ya to drop by eh! Sit a spell 'n browse around a bit b'y, and fer heaven's sake don't go fillin' yer gob with to much rum 'cause ya might be spittin' it all over yer monitor!

Now I's made of pure Newfie stock I is and proud of it. Shur a finer bunch you'll never meet than folks from around the Bay. Now I can't be gossipin' about others but if ya got a few minutes I'll tell ye a little about meself!

Now I usually starts me day off with a coffee, unless I'm down in the country then I likes a good hot cuppa tea. Garfield reminds me a little of meself eh! Gettin' grumpier in me old age & bit thicker around the middle. Now we all get a bit heaver as we get older but there's a reason fer that! Ya see it's 'cause our heads get full up with information and it's not that we're gettin' fat just really intelligent! Our heads can't store all that info and it starts spreadin' out into the rest of us!! That's as good a reason as any right!!

Now this be me pet bird, right! And I gets him to find me worms when I goes troutin' eh. Gets around good but has a hard time flyin', don't know why?!

Hey got a minute fer a short fairy tale, here goes ...

Are ya laughin yet? Well larwd thunderin' b'y I hopes I got a grin goin' at least!!

Now a few of me buddies got me into geetar playin', lawrd thunderin' what a wracked eh! Got the wife tortured & got meself drove nut's, I have. Me fingers are nye on 50 years old and they're not fret board friendly at all.'Tis a great laugh tho & one of these days when I gets a good shot a rum down in me I'm gonna play a little fer boys! You just wait & see it's gonna happen eh!

Any a ye folks believe in reincarnation (geesh big word eh) Just wonderin' is all 'cause ya see I seen this picture the other day and figured if I were to come back I'd like to come back as this kitty!

Look comfy er what!!

Geesh it time fer me to go eh! Y'll have to excuse me whilst I goes a gets a wee shot to calm me nerves! Later eh!!